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Satan Attacks
31 January 10

I got a message from the Lord today. A warning.
Sunday morning, and there in my kitchen, Satan appeared, surrounded by his minions.
See Picture 1.

I was terrified.
I begged for mercy. But there was none.
Satan was angry.
See Picture 2.

His minions scoffed at my fear.
See picture 3.
This is what the nuns warned me about.

And then another creature appeared. A buckernut. Hallelujah. A unicorn buckernut.

Will the buckernut be able to save me from the evil Satan?
Wait for another thrilling episode of 'Hell's Kitchen SA.'

Ronelle on 03 February 10
Heather, I've been following your blog for a few months now, since I started the Basics course with you. I've mourned with you, I've cried with you, I've been angry with you and now, at last, I am laughing with you. This is brilliant and I am so happy to see this silly and sunny spark in you.

jen on 02 February 10
Okay question arises why did you feel need to confess oh churchgoer is there some residual desire for flagellation lurking that must be cleared ... perhaps that is the reason the buckernut came to you?

Is on 01 February 10
you had me going - churchgoer

Lolly on 01 February 10
You, stirring? Surely not?

jen on 01 February 10
... and verily it was very tasty which just goes to show that one should probably shun the delights of the dark one unless they are calorie free ..... which I think they were: theologians comment please

patty on 01 February 10
You varmint! and there I was trying to protect you from the evil 'churchgoer'!

heather on 01 February 10
I will never look at a red pepper the same again. Buckernut? joh lots will rhyme with that one hey. This blog has heated up a tad.

Jen on 01 February 10
And then was minced and eaten ....

Helen the Blogger on 31 January 10
isn't my buckernut great? I grew it in the garden. ps, churchgoer is me, stirring.

patty on 31 January 10
You know why satan was angry Helen, he was happy in the shadows, and now you've been recognising bits of him with the sharp light of faith and he's losing his power! You go girl!

Isnotabel on 31 January 10
Hell hath no fury like a churchgoer scorned!

Churchgoer on 31 January 10
You are treading on dangerous ground here. The Bible warns what happens to scoffers and mockers. You won't be laughing so much when you're burning in a fire much hotter than tabasco sauce