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  •   My Blog: April 2008
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    Putting fat on his bones
    29 April 08

    So cancer boy has to get fat before his operation. He's got thinner and thinner these last five months, due to an over zealous adherence to the dictates of the dietician, who told him not to eat carbs at night if he wanted to lose weight. So now its time...
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    Good News at last
    29 April 08

    At Last! The surgeon says he'll do a temporary colostomy and then reattach it when the first surgery is healed. He's pretty certain the cancer hasn't spread, but took bloods and did a CT scan today to make sure.
    Thank god for medical aid.
    So I'm hugely relieved, and Luke...
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    Betting Man
    28 April 08

    Today I phoned my friend Bev, and she sent over her daughter Emma to help me finish the mermaid. She's finished now, and flamboyant in a debauched drunken kind of way. I made her with broken Moonshine and Mustardseed ceramics that comes in gorgeous flower colours and shapes. Bev's husband...
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    Quality versus Quantity
    27 April 08

    So which is the one to aim for?
    For someone like Luke, who is fastidious about cleanliness, and who suffers from a social phobia, the thought of a colostomy is particularly distressing.
    So if there is a 40% chance of the operation ending in one, should he still go for the...
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    still waiting
    26 April 08

    So the colonoscopy under anaesthetic is done. He has cancer. They have to take out 20cm of colon, and there's a 40% chance he'll need a colostomy.
    That's the bad news.
    The good news is they're pretty sure it hasn't spread. He won't need chemo unless they find some in the...
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    waiting
    24 April 08

    So now we're waiting. This afternoon the biopsy results will tell us what kind of cancer it is. Tomorrow's exploratory op will tell us how far it's spread.
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    Made with Love
    22 April 08

    so today's cake is not a success, but it is perfectly delicious, and the icing is about to go on.
    luke spent yesterday fasting before his colonoscopy today, and mid afternoon began to fantasise about tuesdays with dorie's carrot cake. He even helped me make it, this afternoon at 5.00, as...
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    Am I Unreasonable?
    19 April 08

    So today we went to a bakery coffee shop in Obs called Mango and Ginger.
    We had two cupuchinos. It came to R26 or thereabouts. Then we bought a loaf of bread and two quiches to take home. As we were paying the owner said, 'Are you going to add...
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    Marshmallow mess
    15 April 08

    Well what a disaster. Marshmallows are fun to make, says Dorie. So today me and 150 other people all set out to make marshmallows and mine are a complete cock up.
    I overcooked the syrup, so it turned into toffee, and curdled the egg white and it wouldn't beat because...
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    Making things
    12 April 08

    About six weeks ago we decided that we couldn't spend our weekends working anymore. Of course sometimes there are deadline that won't wait, but mostly its just avoiding life by hiding behind the computer.
    So now we DO THINGS on Saturdays.
    So this is what I have done so far...
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    stupendous lemon cream
    08 April 08

    Well, i died and went to heaven, just for a few seconds. Dorie's lemon cream is just fabulous.
    I'm sure her pastry is too, but I can't make it.
    I tried. But it all went wrong. it got hot and greasy, i didn't measure the flour properly, then the egg yolk...
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    Trellis Bordello
    06 April 08

    I saw a bloke walking down the road carrying a lovely wire mannetjie, so I stopped to talk to him. Next thing I knew, he had sold me four, and they were arranged on the trellis, seductively draped with honeysuckle, eyeing one another lasciviously.
    Then last Friday night he rang...
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    Gooey Chocolate cakes
    01 April 08

    Kicked off Tuesdays with dorie this week with Gooey Chocolate Cakes.
    sadly, I wouldn't have gotten any marks from the scary scottish woman who taught me domestic science in standard 5.
    First I found the kids had eaten the chocolate. So i had to go and buy some more, and...
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